popular culture beats the rebbe every time....
some people are very impressed with being related to famous rabbis....so and so can trace back his father in law to the chief rabbi of the famous venershmiggen rebbe...my rabbi's father in law was the great rabbi so and so who wrote the book about all of the laws pertaining to crossing the street on the sabbath and the implications involved..(not MY rabbi, i dont know who he can trace his roots to, but i really like him, so it doesn't matter...)point is, rabbinical lineage seems to be where it's at...not for me, however.
I would like to be a fly on the wall of the sabbath table of the kardashian family. for those of you who aren't familiar with kim, chloe, kourtney, rob, and bruce jenner, go google them...that is the family to be in. Khloe, my big girl-who i totally love, is married to lamar odum(affectionately referred to as lamar scrotum) and he won the NBA basketball championship last night and last year-not only is he a FINE looking black man, but he is a really nice guy. Kim, up until a few months ago, was dating Reggie Bush, of New Orleans Saints fame(football...superbowl...follow along) and now she is dating some soccer dude....unfortunately for the third sister, Kourtney, she is dating some schmuck who is probably just an accountant or something (kidding...i LOVE accountants...her boyfriend is just mooching off of the family name...he is gross, but is the father of baby mason so they have to keep him around..are you getting the sense that i am a little too involved with a bunch of people i dont know???? yes, i need a job)
can you imagine having a superbowl champion and an NBA champion sitting at your dinner table? they probably compare championship rings....covers of sports illustrated...offers from different brand-names..... forget about the md/phds, the nice jewish son in law who went to yale...yale shmale-how cool are those kardashians??? all they need is a baseball player and they have completed the trifecta....
apparently, i need a priority check....good thing shabbos is coming....
happy friday.....
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