So after seeing Nanny McPhee returns(which was much better than the jennifer aniston movie...btw) i had to watch the first Nanny Mcphee movie tonight. For any of you who haven't seen it, and i hope i dont ruin it for you, because they are both real nail biters..one of the main points of the movie is that Nanny Mcphee is really scary looking...warts on her face, rosacea, bulbous nose, one snaggle tooth, big saggy bosom and figure to match-frighteningly ugly.(the other main point is that every time she bangs her stick, sparks fly out, which just proves my theory that a little electroshock therapy isn't necessarily bad for you kids....) Yet, every time, the children listen to her...something unattractive about her disappears....hmmm wouldnt that be nice??
"kids..please, for the 1 millionth time, could you please stop killing each other?!"
"yes mommy..."
10 pounds come right off.
"kids, could you please turn the goddam tv off and do your homework?!?!"
"yes mommy"
wrinkles around eyes vanish
"kids, could you please clean your rooms, put away the dirty dishes and empty the garbage cans!?!?!?!"
no more gray, nose loses an inch and cellulite is gone...
ahhh..now that would all be a neat trick....and i am talking about the kids cleaning their rooms, putting away the dishes and taking out the garbage...the stuff that would happen to me-for the right price..anything is possible.....
happy tuesday..and if anyone sees my boyfriend rick springfield, please tell him that i am SO SORRY for missing his birthday.....i am a terrible girlfriend.....
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